Friday, August 28, 2009

wHy nOt?

India and Venezuela has very strong alliance I guess… Indya not jus importing oil from Venezuela... but certainly something more... (na nah.. chill, i can’t let gyaan-baazi happen here :D) and that's ther beauty obsessed culture.

While we provide them pharmaceutical medicines, they provide us cosmetic surgery technology (wow.. see hw intelligent we are).

Guess where I first heard "Venezuela" in my teens? Ya rite.. in beauty pageants :), ofcourse not in geography.

Venezuelan women are very vry beauty conscious... so much so that land is actually called "surgery planet" of the Universe.
So its not improvised charm & appeal.. but well-crafted & sculpted looks which makes u stunner!!

India too is fair-skin obsessed nation... And with sudden explosion in no. of beauty salons & spas, fitness & slimming clubs, fairness cosmetic products,.. we can expect India soon becoming production house of beauty queens..

Beauty cult is now a social norm..which can define ur succes & failure in life..

But all thanks to Venezuelan art & enlightment.. we dont have to die ugly.. So gals! stop blaming your unaesthetic genealogy (I mean if you think so).... With few "touch ups" here & there.. you can achieve what not!!

I know what u wondering.. whether I have tried it???

Well..torn between fantasies of what I am and wht I can appear, I once went to cosmetic surgery clinic hoping i will come out as some goddess.. i asked surgeon wht all surgeries he can recommend me...
He bluntly said "You would probably need too many transformations; and I m afraid surgical science of today can’t handle these many fixes simultaneously on one person!!" (So now u know.. most embarrassing moment of my life :() .. may b i should have born now .. would have got more generous response in 2030!

So this was the sad demise of my desires of acquiring gorgeous looks ... wil try my luck in next birth :)

But life is still fair for u guys.. r u stil thinking?? (raise your hand who have already undergone :)) come on, go for it!!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Here I am!!

Finally....am here; writing my own blog. I was always doubtful of myself ever doing this...

Obvious thought being…what on earth I wil write about… Never scored vry high in English... not a well-read person... nor wel traveled…. Wotver little info I hav... is gained throu watching half n hour these stupid news channel.. So wot if u missed “Rakhi ka Swayamvar”..., they wil flash all major highlights of the show... Suckss!!!

So now u knw... my blogs cant really add up to ur information treasure... n if u stil reading it.. then it cud be dosti ka karz …. Or somebody who wanna feel realy good abt his knowledge n vocablury after reading this crap.. or somebody who has absolutely nothing better to do (jus like me)

Wotevr be ur reasons..i feel obliged.. :)

Well thers one more motivation behind this crazy attempt of mine.. which is, that I am feeling just too bored thes days (so thot of pakkao-ing u guys myway :P)

Happily married for 3 yrs nw.. yesss.. post graduated in Comp. Science and working in Oracle India for past one year…

Ther was time wen I was striving so hard to achieve all this.. but now life seems too banal.. too conventional… Is this really LIVING evry moment al about.. ? Is it not letting pass something which is so special and valuable.. all the more wen everybody gets it (youth :D) just once.

Howevr, one of my fd told me few days bac.. wen existence of married woman becomes so inert..she should start thinking of kidss .. NNNNNo way.. hw can one choose misery over monotony :D (with no offence to al moms of my age). … i mean torturing baaki janta sounds better idea to me then subjecting myself to the one, atleast at this point of time (to be politically correct).

So here I am... trying this not-so-unique way ( everybody these days seems to be publishin ther thots) to make few moments of my life little less boring!...

Wish me luck(gud or bad) ... so tht my unoccupied, insomnolent inner being, keep mistreating u all with such crazy pieces.