HoT dAwgs!

When I was a kid (are u asking my age? bad manners).. I always wanted to keep dog as pet.. but my mother never approved.. for she could never stand any animal leaving mess anywhere in her territory.. I being submissive child (no no not anymore) always obliged.

But recently (since few years) my liking for canines has suddenly revived, so much so that even a dirtiest of street dog appears to me cuter than Shahid Kapoor.
I feel like cuddling & hugging every dog I see anywhere.. no I am not talking about any breed of men. These (unlike most men) are faithful & very affectionate living beings.

Even my zodiac sign (as per Chinese horoscope) is "Dog" (may be that's where lies the deep roots of my penchant).

Or if I can remember well, what suddenly brought back my passion was when I watched MIB followed by vodafone advertisements... that sweet little "pug" has somewhere stroked old chords of my heart.. every time the advertisement appears on the TV screen I start doing "oh baby...cho chweet..muaah muaah muaah..", leaving Shilendra (my husband) feel miserable & frowning by my side.
To make the matter worse, there is a huge poster of pug at the entrance of my office (as vodafone's office is on the ground floor of our building). And everyday as I pass by to the staircase, I have to control my sentiments hard to be able to keep pride & grace of IT professional in place.

But I think what you avoid the most, follows you most.. for there's a Mr somebody (another animal lover) who sits adjacent to me... and has devoted his desktop's wallpaper & screen saver to pug... while most of the time he remains away, this angelic creature appears before me in full action.. his expressive eyes, gorgeous curly tail.. adorable wrinkled face (oh I just cant wait to get him).

Why life is full of tragedies.. I cant even pet him.. who will look after him while I am in office :(

"Cant we hire a full-time maid to look after my baby toy", was my question to Shilendra. "Not until u had married some rich prince of royal family", he muttered..(is that called garbage in garbage out?). Why they dont have crèche for pets too :P

Having developed fancy for these non-human species, I really sometimes feel pity for street dogs.. with no food & shelter.. they are abused, beaten.. mercilessly killed. MCD should either put them all in dog hounds (with proper facilities) or vaccinate them.. Just because they are not as civilized as humans, they shouldn't be left to face all sorts of maltreatment (what u guys think.. I cant talk serious).

There are 5-6 stray dogs in my lane.. once or twice I fed them.. and now they follow me long distance whenever I come or leave my apartment (make me feel like some VIP being escorted). And every time somebody unknown enters our street..they start barking. So they also kind of keep robbers, burglars away (they actually outperform the security guard of our building).

I truly believe given a chance these street dogs can make our country proud by joining Indian military (of course after being trained). They have lived life harder way and therefore are much more alert & deserving to be part of our army. They can smell drugs, bombs & recently I heard can help in diagnosing diseases too.

In fact dogs could have helped us to diagnose H1N1 virus in people.

Had Bush relied more on dogs, he would have dug Osama Bin Laden out by now!

Also only solution to India's problem of infiltration is keeping dogs as guard across LOC (with no offense to our Indian Army).

"Slum dog millionaire became hit by just using term "dog" in the title.

And see how Maneka Gandhi manage to remain in news.. yess just by loving dogs!

Finally Aamir khan was able to insult SRK by simply naming his dog as 'Sharukh'. Isn't it awesome?

Moreover, which rare breed of dog u have.. and how much your dog is pampered with designer clothes & accessories can actually define your class in the society.

And who can deny contribution of dogs in so many movies & fashion shows..

So, please guys start treating these poor earthlings with care & respect, just as we deal with kids, old people and physically (or mentally) challenged souls.

Oh I am so over-whelmed.. I will start crying (subak-subak) if I will write more.

Feeling HuMble

Come Saturday.. & I have nothing to write... not that some sword is hanging over me.. but ever since I remember, I was never a disciplinarian with anything in my life.. so thought I should at least be regular with this one thing..

Ya ya I know.. nobody is waiting.. 15 days since I started blogging.. and not a single follower.. Its actually big enough shame for anyone to commit suicide.. hey waitt.. dont call ambulance.. am not dying.

Had I been some celebrity.. like Britney Spears or Brad Pitt.. my blogs would have been instant hit.. and u would be following my every sneeze & sigh.

Or may be I should have better used this space sharing some interesting secrets of well honored great souls around us.. like Rahul Gandhi was actually a drunkard & was refused admission to some of Delhi's top institutions because of his mental handicap.

But wait... my blogs will be only about me (keep cursing me !) and I bet, even I deserve a big name (r u laughing aloud?)... I can prove it rite here!.

So let me acquaint you of my reasons why I think I am... (dont want to praise myself... however u guys can do that.. down there under comments).

So Wot follows are the similarities that I share with prominent personalities of our times.


Mother Teresa : We both love wearing white.

Priyanka Gandhi : None of us want to enter into active politics.

MJ : Together we would look as two lovely ladies (and scene would be as some zebra crossing).

Himesh Reshmaiya: We both love to sing but nobody listens.

Manmohan singh: Even I have long lustrous hair.

Yukta Mookhy: Directors dont cast us because of our height.

Abhishek Bachchan: We both use hair-band.

Larry Ellison: Both of us work for oracle.

Aamir Khan : I swear I watch tata sky at home.

Jade Goody (believe me.. even she is a celebrity): I too dont hav any fans.

Michelle Obama: I dont feel very proud of US either.

Mayawati: My handbag & dreadful sandals can drive u mad.

Rahul Gandhi: Both of us need much of a grooming.

Osama Bin laden: I enjoyed playing hide & seek. Hes playin till date.

Sarah Palin: As anti-intellectual as I am.

Rakhi Sawant: My biggest asset (guess wot?) is "freedom of speech".

Roger Federer: Whenever I win (no matter what).. I cry a river.

Steve Bucknor: His glasses too cant help him 6/6 vision.

Oprah Winfrey: Known every damn secret on this earth except how to loose weight.

Narendra Modi: I also want US visa.

Aishwarya Rai: Many a times I too have giggling fits (esp when I dont know what to say).

Sania Mirza: I too always wanted to be doctor.

SRK: Do I make u laugh (dont shout!! I can hear u all saying "No"). Even SRK cant.

Suhel Seth: Dishevelled hair look cool. See me..see him (now you believe me).

Asif Ali Zardari: Nobody expects too much from me either.

Pramod Muthalik: I truly empathize with him for his tear-jerking passion for woman liberation.

Sachin Tendulkar: My sound organ works at same pitch as his.

Gordon Brown: I too sumtimes gorge myself with ready-to-eat meals late night.


I could have mentioned many more.. but I believe... if somebody need to convince that hard to prove his talent.. then whats the fun..

Hummm, amidst so much of flair... & limelight (for I m planning to appear in reality shows soon).. I still manage to live as modest being. I know you adore me for that.. dont lie I knw u do :).